Thursday, January 01, 2009

Tuna anyone?

Proof that pussies of the world are the ones who have fucked things up.



Nice people are constantly fucking shit up. If you don't believe me, ask Hamas. Or Hezbollah. Or Kim Jong Il. Or Mamoud Ahmadinejad. Or any real man, for that matter.

I would give all the pussies the assbeating of their life if I wasn't such a fuckin' pussy myself. Most days, I want to kick my own ass.

Thank God there are some real men in the world who know how to give the beat down to pussies who don't have the balls or the sense make the world a better place.

The Taliban.

Oh, and the Israeli Defense Forces. Welcome to the club, gentlemen.

Finally, Martin Luther King and Mohatma Gandhi are going to get the beatdown they deserve.

And free sub sandwich deliveries and all the evil in the world will finally be defeated for good.

Tuna anyone?

Blame the pussies

Has Israel learned its lesson?

Jeff Jacoby has finally figured out that after 80 years of bloodshed, what Israel and the world must stop doing is working for peace and to once and for all defeat those bloody Palestinians and all the blather on the left about peace and a two-state solution.

Because for 80 years, by Jeff's logic, Israel has been a pussy. And they finally need to grow some balls and kill these motherfuckers once and for all.

Thanks, Jeff. I'm thinking a little testosterone is exactly what this conflict has been missing for 80 years.

With all those people dead over that long period of armed conflict, isn't it obvious that the problem has been that everyone, including Israel, has been too nice?

Only pussies and Europeans don't understand that killing these motherfuckers once and for all is exactly what is going to end all the bloodshed.

For the rest of us, it is really without question that the problem in the Middle East has been not nearly enough carnage.

Thank Allah Israel will finally be ending this whole mess soon.

And if it doesn't work, we'll do what we always do.

Blame the pussies who said so.

"Hamas is the cause of all wars"

One, of many, signs that children often know better than their elders.



We're going to need more honesty from people that the aggression and brutality are failed means of governing if we are going to turn the corner.

This little girl is a good start.