Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Many Faces of Bitches Ain't Shit

I might like this version better. Something about an all-girl version that's just kinda sexy, really.



And the original Ben Folds Five cover.



And the sexiest sign language interpretation I have ever seen in my life.



Note to those who are offended: the fact that you are offended is what makes it so goddamn funny. The more offended you get, the more fun you make it for the rest of us. So sorry if that makes you wet your panties, bitches.

Put down the hammer

The President and liberals in Washington ignore this message at their own risk, at this point. If they do, expect to lose that next election. And deservedly.

Mr. Obama, Put Down the Hammer

Wielding power against the will of democratic citizens is not progress. It never will be. No matter how much progressives and conservatives, alike, bullshit themselves and the rest of us on this point.

And the great thing about a democracy, is that when you try, we can always go find someone else.