Finally, all that cheatin's over

Why wait for the Zimbabwe elections to conclude, when we can have Zimbabwe-style justice right her in the U.S. of A.

High school student faces 38 years in prison for hacking grades

He won't do any or much time, likely, is the truth (though any time would be an abomination).

But does anyone think that such penalties would actually deter cheating and swapping grades in the future?

Good luck with that, I'd say.

Finally, we can stop worrying about such shenanigans from the always deterable next generation. God knows such hoodlums have wreaked enough havok as it is.

Now back to dirty politics as usual.