Chinese Democracy Now!
This is likely the absolutely dumbest post I have ever made.
But I have to say that I am all in favor of this campaign.
Chinese Democracy When?
Dr. Pepper is launching a campaign for Axl Rose to finally release his 17 years in-the-making album, Chinese Democracy. They are saying that if Axl finally puts out the long overdue album, they will give every American, "except estranged guitarists Slash and Buckethead," a free can of Dr. Pepper.
When was the last time you heard a new release from a Guns and Roses album?
I, for one, say, far too long.
Release the goddamn album, already, Axl.
America is counting on you.
