Wednesday, September 01, 2010

So goddamn glad

Watching the reactions in the American press - one of the pettier, more self-centered, self-glorifying groups of people I've ever followed in my life - to President Obama's speech on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, I am so goddamn glad I never went into politics as a profession.

Watching these assholes at work - Rachel Maddow, on the left, Charles Krauthammer, on the right, and all the rest of the assholes I had the misfortune to watch advance their petty, little self-centered agendas - I've definitely come to the conclusion that these dicks do not deserve as much attention or seriousness as they inexplicably get.

I am without doubt, anymore, that these are the last people on earth - outside of terrorists and despots, perhaps - with whom I would ever want to spend any substantial period of time.

The President is not without his flaws. The military efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan have not been without error. Nothing is. That's the reality of life we likely most need to come to terms with, today.

But the last people any of us should be listening to for any serious reflection on anything in America, I think, are the assholes who are constantly sharing their opinions on television for a living. They are a small-minded, self-serving class of people, generally, all too proud of their sad, small-minded little opinions. And it's all I can do to hold my stomach listen to them take themselves so seriously when they've done so little of any real import to warrant such seriousness.

You know who else has figured that out?

This guy.

I think he says it better.



You know why those assholes hate nice guys like Jack?



Because he's got their number.



Whether assholes figure it out or not.

Lovingly running circles around the whole world

You know who's figured out the world like this?



Noone in the national media, that's for sure. Or national politics. Or national anything, really. Certainly not you and me.

Jack is smokin' everyone. And it doesn't even matter if they get it or not.

Unless they want to turn it around, that is.

If you can't show up for the ball, have the sense to keep your fashion advice to yourself

It is a sad day for Americans when Hosni Mubarak shows up the American press in his commitment to peace.

A Peace Plan Within Our Grasp

Another reminder for why journalists are not statesman. And should not be treated as such.