Progress = less freedom (just ask the dead)

Congratulations, everyone. It's finally happened. Freedom, it seems, is finally in retreat.

 Canadian 'Blogfather' faces Iran death penalty

Freedom is dangerous, you see.

Freedom causes poverty. And unemployment. And bad housing loans. And sin. And terrorism. And child rape. And every failure your life has ever known. Not to mention really bad cases of acne. And every other justification these fine gentlemen can glean from you to kill this man.

Thanks, folks.


For finally cleaning up the free market. And all the filth it inspires.

Journalist Ehmad Baghi given 7 year sentence

And the vermin who challenge our unquestionable wisdom.



Courage is showing these men who's boss.

Love your neighbor is for punks.

And none of us are responsible.

Progress is finally upon us.

It really doesn't get any better than this.

Progress (Means Calling Congress Utterly Useless To Their Sullen, Deathly Serious, Freshly Made Up Faces)

Stephen Colbert clowns Congress on their own home court. Is no home safe anymore? What will happen to the children?

John Conyers (D.-Michigan and world class dick) opens the show. By being himself.



Really? Is it possible for Democrats and their sad, red-state bedfellows to make themselves anymore thoroughly mockworthy? As it turns out. Si, si senor. Ariba, ariba.

But wait. Stephen calls Senator Steve King a pitiful cornhusking homo to his face. No I mean it.



Milwaukee's Best was wrong. It just got way better. With potential, one day, for substantially less shitty inebriants.

Texas public education at work

Americans looks more and more like the Taliban the more we hate them. Only slightly fatter.

Texas ed board adopts resolution limiting Islam in textbooks

Texas: Makin' Al Queda look classy since they lost all that weight.