Rationalizations for power and the use of force
David Rees gets to the heart of the rationalizations of power and the use of military force, during this period, in this really hilarious post on Thomas Friedman.
Thomas Friedman "Suck-on-This" Anniversary Celebratory Book Excerpt
First, the video (you gotta see it to believe it):
"'Suck. On. This.' Three little words every lonely, lovelorn Middle Easterner longs to hear. What Iraqi or Iraniani or Afghanistaniani doesn't secretly hope to open their shabby, sand-caked door to find American boys and girls leaning seductively against the wall, smacking their Zionist Bubbalicious, and inviting -- demanding -- someone suck upon their flawless American private parts? Atten-SHUN!
Or was Thomas Friedman suggesting that Iraqis needed to suck on the American boys' and girls' guns? In that case, when the American boys and girls go house to house, saying 'Suck. On. This,' maybe they should stick their guns right in front of the Iraqis' mouths, pressing the cold steel against their lips, so the appropriate response is obvious. Gives new meaning to the phrase BLOWBACK, doesn't it?
But wait, sports fans! Maybe I took too many "Left-Wing Dummy Dumb-Dumb Pills" this morning, and have misinterpreted what Friedman meant! It makes more sense that Friedman wants the Iraqis to suck on the very concept of American-ness, fellating the values and heritage that make our way of life the envy of the world. Or, perhaps he thinks the Iraqis should give even more ambitious blowjobs-- and suck not only on American-ness, but also on the principles of Western Enlightenment thought, with special emphasis on free-market, representative democracy. Talk about a mouthful! (YUM!)
Of course, knowing those stubborn Iraqis, they'd probably resent being forced to suck on something so awesome. I bet they wouldn't even swallow."
It is pretty remarkable, really. The rationalizations of power and the use of force that people engage in.
It almost makes you want to cry for Robert Mugabe or Fidel Castro or Kim Jong Il or the Chinese Communist government, so hard is their job wielding force as a governing philosophy, maintaining a strong state in the face of recalcitrant citizens.
Francis Fukuyama gives the Chinese government a great big hug in his most recent blog post he so sympathizes with the need of the Communists to maintain a big, macho "Strong State."
I want to cry with folks like Francis Fukuyama and Thomas Friedman about the dilemmas of forcing the world into compliance with their greater wisdom - I mean, really, can you watch an interview like Friedman's there or read a post like Fukuyama's and doubt their greater wisdom? Come now - but then I remember all the people who have died or been imprisoned or otherwise had tragedies made of their lives in the name of that hubris.
And I, for one, am humbled.
But apparently humility is for the weak. Not big macho men like Thomas Friedman and Francis Fukuyama.
Death, destruction, and endless tragedy, apparently, only emboldens the strong amongst us to rationalize force as a governing philosophy - liberty and democratic engagement are for the weak, you see, who do not understand the genius that is embodied in power for whatever purposes they deem it necessary - against the weak, who do not know enough about their own interests to wield liberty freely without offering sufficient obedience to the strong.
So, sometimes, the strong must say, to all of us, really, not just the Iraqis:
Suck. On. This.
Otherwise, what would this world come to, really? Peace and harmony and kumbaya, you fuckin' hippie.
No. Thomas and Francis are right.
Sometimes the world just needs to learn three simple words:
Suck. On. This.
Really. It's for our own good.