Officially fed up
I have to say that I am officially fed up with conservative columnists.
I have read my hundredth bullshit hit piece on Barack Obama, and I have to say that I am beginning to question my support for John McCain.
It's unfair to McCain, really, because it doesn't, at all, necessarily have anything to do with the Republican candidate or policies that he advocates that I think, on balance, are better polices than those advocated by Barack Obama.
It's just that McCain's "intellectual" cohorts are poisoning the well for him, right now. I put that word in quotes because there is so much stink of political spin in the air, right now and because much of the problem for folks like Michael Gerson, Charles Krauthammer, Robert Novak, Michael Barone and the like, right now, is their fear that intellectuals just don't understand their brilliance.
I have a piece of advice for conservatives who are insecure about your intellectual abilities and dealing with the intellectual class:
Prove your intellectual worth, you fucking whiny little babies.
Milton Friedman is taken seriously by the intellectual class. E.O. Wilson is taken seriously by liberal intellectuals. So is Francis Fukuyama. Even fuckin' James Q. Wilson and Samuel Huntington are taken seriously by liberal intellectuals, you fuckin' whiny thumb-sucking little toddlers.
Why? Because they have something to say, you fuckin' sissies.
You want to be taken seriously by liberal intellectuals. Say something really intelligent, you whiny little bitches.
You fuckin' whine your way through a debate while simultaneously puffing up about how tough you are, you look like stupid, whiny little fuckin' mollycoddles, you fuckin' ninnies.
Does that make you cry? Do you want to go home and tell your mommas? Do you need a kleenex, you sniveling little whiners.
How about anteing up with something as brilliant as those conservative intellectuals I just named. And stop your fuckin' whining, you intellectual weaklings.
Do the fuckin' tough intellectual work or go the fuck home and take your whiny little ball with you.
I'm fuckin' tired of listening to the whining, you intellectual milktoasts. Make the fuckin' arguments or go sit in the corner, children, and write a hundred times, "I will not whine my way through a serious policy discussion. I will not whine my way through a serious policy discussion. I will not whine my way through a serious policy discussion."
The crazy thing about all of these morons and the bullshit they've been writing, lately, is that Hillary Clinton already ran this campaign. This smear and sneer campaign. And she lost it, you fuckin' nimrods. I'm sure you're figured out better, you fuckin' dipshits.
But it would be really gratifying to watch you fall on your fuckin' faces.
All of a sudden, a President Obama looks all the more appealing, guys.
And, no matter what points you think you might be scoring with Ma and Pa America - which you're not, you fuckin' dumbasses, because even Ma and Pa America know the difference between decent people and fakers, you morons; why do you think Barack Obama and John McCain are the presumptive candidates, you mindless retards - you look like fuckin' babies to people who actually know your names.
Smart folks like me.
Buck up little soldiers.
Less cryin'. More thinkin'.
