Nice guys finish last

You know why nice guys finish last? Because this world just might be a decent place if it weren't for all the fuckin' love and kindness.

Jesus Christ was a sucker. One less do-gooder in the world.

This Christmas, we should all be giving out bumper stickers that say out loud how how we really feel inside.

Nice guys: Crucifixion's a bitch.

What a mess this world would be if we didn't have such dicks in charge.

Thank goodness we don't have that problem.

Rules is rules

Florida Woman Says Former Church Plans To Make Her Sins Public

Actually, this church has it wrong. Biblically speaking, in the Hebrew tradition, they stoned women.

In Iran, death is the punishment for fornication.




Zina laws in Muslim countries impose sentences of public whippings, years in prison, and stonings for fornication and adultery.

Rules is rules. Isn't that what Jesus said? Something like that.

Glad they finally whipped that problem.

Progress

Force as a governing philosophy.

Free trade bill sparks violent brawl in S. Korean parliament



'Zimbabwe is mine' says Mugabe

Iraqi judge: Shoe-tossing reporter was beaten

All that plus a new New Deal.

Iran: A government bailout for an ailing stock market.

Progress. Happy days are here again.