Nice guys finish last

You know why nice guys finish last? Because this world just might be a decent place if it weren't for all the fuckin' love and kindness.

Jesus Christ was a sucker. One less do-gooder in the world.

This Christmas, we should all be giving out bumper stickers that say out loud how how we really feel inside.

Nice guys: Crucifixion's a bitch.

What a mess this world would be if we didn't have such dicks in charge.

Thank goodness we don't have that problem.