Thursday, November 12, 2009

Attention dicks of the world: Back the fuck up

The worst fate is to not just be repetitive. It's for your endless loop of redundancy to be unendingly wrong.

This is no time to kowtow to China

John Bolton is right that we should stop acting like China's totalitarian Communist regime is stronger than it really is. And that's about where it ends.

What John can't get figured out, right now, is that most people thought he was kind of dick when he was in office for a reason.

Because he is kind of a dick.

And it hasn't quite occurred to John, at this point, that he and his boss were removed for exactly that reason. For being dicks.

So how does John respond to that sequence of events?

"I must not be a big enough dick."

Sound more and more like a leftist every day, Mr. Bolton. In fact, you sound much more like that Chinese Communist leadership than you would ever want to admit. Which is appropriate. Because that's what so many leftists want to sound like, as much as possible, these days. Just so everyone knows they're serious.

Trick is, everyone knows they're serious. We just don't give a shit.

Because Americans don't back down to intimidation easily. That's what makes us Americans, you fuckin' prick.

Dicks is dicks. And they can all eat a dick. And we will take them down, one by one, until they get the fuckin' message.

Or until they aren't a concern, at all. Whether they get the fuckin' message or not.