Ghetto flatulence

Maybe there is no reason for my existence, at all. Because Matt Stone and Trey Parker seem to have it all covered.

South Park: Fatbeard

Better than anything I've ever told the kids. Definitely more likely to get their attention.

Perhaps a field trip to Somalia. Or career day with pirates. What doesn't teach 'em, might kill 'em. A win-win all-around for me.

I might just be in the wrong profession. At least if I want kids to listen to me. I'm pretty sure gangster rap is out of the cards, at this point. Given a full set of teeth and a less than substantial prison record.

Could be worse. I could be in Congress. If I never want anyone to listen to me, at all.

Good to know where I fit on the food chain.

Next time around, I'm telling fart jokes and wearing a gold chain. If I ever want to be taken seriously, that is.