Progress (Means Calling Congress Utterly Useless To Their Sullen, Deathly Serious, Freshly Made Up Faces)

Stephen Colbert clowns Congress on their own home court. Is no home safe anymore? What will happen to the children?

John Conyers (D.-Michigan and world class dick) opens the show. By being himself.



Really? Is it possible for Democrats and their sad, red-state bedfellows to make themselves anymore thoroughly mockworthy? As it turns out. Si, si senor. Ariba, ariba.

But wait. Stephen calls Senator Steve King a pitiful cornhusking homo to his face. No I mean it.



Milwaukee's Best was wrong. It just got way better. With potential, one day, for substantially less shitty inebriants.