This is why I love Wonkette

Because they go there.

Corrections Regarding Big Beavers and the Mexican Language

And then this nugget of cheeky goodness:

Same Sex Marriage Ban Subverted by Clever Gays

"Virginia won’t let The Gays get married, so this couple just walked into a courthouse and said “We would like to get married plz” and they got a marriage license and even got married, even though they were two dudes. (One of them had really nice skin, though!) And just like that, billions of straight marriages around America went kerplunk in an explosion of existential despair."

Reason #1,234,670,837 why Dana Milbank is a fuckin' idiot.