Democratic politics, 21st century-style

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It's not just Sara Palin. It's the whole fuckin' lot of us.

Me get power. Me solve all world's problem with power. Power good. Me smash what makes me and you afraid. And threatens my power.

Lord Acton pussy no understand power solve all. Me smash Lord Acton and pussy liberty-loving hippy friends. World safe for good.

If only human beings could reason more like gorillas and bears, only then would we all finally be safe. Or something like that.

Why didn't we think of this before? Oh wait. We did. It's the whole fuckin' dumbass history of humanity.

Only, this time, the gorillas mean business. We should be so proud of ourselves.