Get over it, Potter

Proud enough I could spit in Potter's hospice drip. Maybe I will.

South Park - Sexual Healing



In a world of fools - meaning, me and you, fool - scared of our own little bitch shadows and making excuses for just about anything we hope will make all of our scared, stupid, selfish impulses go away forevah, or visit-Granny-in-hell-trying, Matt Stone and Trey Parker cut through the bullshit better than just about anything on ye olde boob-tube, these days. Except General Hospital. And Fox News.

And now some goodie-goodie terrorist douchebag named Yunus Muhammad has threatened their lives. Because they dare tell Muslims that they, too, are morons like the rest of us. Making enormous fools of themselves in the name of all that fear. And making a mess of their societies in the process.

Just like us. See. Now everyone can be like America.

And for eating all those delicious pork chops. Hmm. Pork chops.

These two boys are what America is all about. When we wipe our snot-filled noses and stop crying in our tiny little pillows about how scary and selfish the world is.

We are. You too, dumbass. Me too, asshole. Thanks for reminding me. Now get over it. And do better. And go do something useful with your life. Other than threatening everyone else to get your way.

And if you still can't handle life as it is, Drs. Stone and Parker have the treatment you need. That means you, ladies.