Dear American partisans: Thank you, from the bottom of my heart

Dear American partisans (Left and Right, and whichever rock you hide under),

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

For shitting all over my country.

Thank you for what an insane mess you've made of America.

Though how terribly strange and sad and small of you that you behave like this and call it anything even resembling good or decent or honest or anything of the sort.

How thoroughly mindless and weaselly that you shut down all reasonable discussion and understanding, and lately, our short term economic fortunes, and take no responsibility for the consequences of any of it. All while you destroy others for their own failures. And for your own purposes.

Whether you admit it or not, Mr. and Mrs. Left or Right Wingnut, you are responsible for the mess this country is in.

And no one cares what your excuses are anymore.

I certainly don't.

The Wiemar Republic quickly became the Third Reich when left-wing and right-wing partisans did the same to the German government and economy in the 1930's.

Thankfully, in America, we take our right to think and speak for ourselves more seriously than all that bullshit.

But thank you, just the same, for fucking up my country and acting like no big whoop.

And thank you for continuing the legacy that has killed, oppressed, and made miserable the lives of more human beings than any other legacy that our species has to offer.

And telling the world, "What the fuck are you gonna do about it?" while you shit all over it.

In other words:

Fuck you. You mindless bullies.

And get used to that refrain. That will be my response to anything you ask for. At all. Ever. Anymore. For as long as we know one another.

You don't like that. Humble thyself.

If not, enjoy the consequences.

I don't care about your causes, anymore. Not until you stop being shitheads.

My patience is finally worn.

Sincerely,

You Know Who