Dan Savage is my hero

This this little gem is priceless.

Dildos in Texas

"The state Attorney General in Texas, Mr. Greg Abbott, is appealing the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeal’s pre-Valentine’s Day decision to toss out his state’s ban on sex toys, vibrators, and dildos. Allowing Texans to own dildos, the state believes, will lead to Texans fucking members of their immediate families—and then marrying all their relatives too. Only a ban on dildos, it seems, stands between Texas and total incestuous, bigamous anarchy."

Dildos and sex toys and sodomy, oh my!

When are we ever going to grow up?

When we face up to the fact that sinning is less scary than those persistently trying to save us from it.