Gronk crush mindless election cycle

This is what our politics has been reduced to.

Me Crush Middle-Class Tax Hike

Gronk smash vapid political discourse. Gronk conquer senseless breast-beating as inane substitute for honest reasoning. Gronk very angry.

Gronk host caged Ultimate Fighting Championship match between Barack Obama and John McCain to decide who tough and dumb enough to lead free world.

Gronk eat chicken wings and drink cheap domestic beer. Gronk happy.

Gronk no need be genius know beer and fighting morons make for high-dollar entertainment. And undeniable political progress.

Plus nasty hangover come November 5.